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Is an FKK or sauna club also a whorehouse or brothel?

Or is it actually more like an escort agency or a swingers club?

A brothel (from Bordel or "wooden hut", synonym "House of Pleasure" or colloquially also "Puff") is the name of a building or part of a building where women, men or transsexuals offer sexual services. Brothels have a long history going back to early civilizations. In Pompeii for example, attributable remains of a so-called Lupanar brothel have been preserved, which was excavated from the ashes of Vesuvius. Frescoes from ancient Pompeii depict erotic representations on the walls of public baths. The sexual shenanigans in medieval bathhouses were generally tolerated as a basic human need of society.

The colloquial term "Puff" comes from the dice board game Puff, which is only slightly different from today's backgammon. Puff was played in the Middle Ages in guest houses where prostitutes offered their services. The running of brothels for teams or officers was also common in armies, such as in World War II when there were Wehrmacht brothels in Germany and also "comfort women" in Japan. Prostitution went across all segments of the population, there was both luxurious brothels like the One Two Two, as well as less glamorous establishments in which women from the lower class were forced into prostitution. Not infrequently, women from service occupations such as washerwomen were among the prostitutes.

Of course, the main reason that prostitution has always been a feature of human civilization right back to ancient times is the simple fact that the male sex drive is significantly higher as shown in this comprehensive review by Baumeister et al. (2001). In simplistic terms, this means that even if all women were having as much sex as they wanted, a majority of men still would not be. Some of the most important conclusions of Baumeister et al. (2001) are:

1. "All the evidence we have reviewed points toward the conclusion that men desire sex more than women."
2. "We did not find a single study, on any of nearly a dozen different measures, that found women had a stronger sex drive than men."
3. "premature to declare that a substantial part of the gender difference in sex drive is biologically
   innate, but we think the evidence is pointing in that direction"
4. "According to the principle of least interest (Waller & Hill, 1938/1951), social interactions will be shaped by the fact that the person who wants something more than the other is in a
   dependent position and will usually have to offer the other some inducements. Hence many male–female romantic interactions will take the form of the man offering the woman some resources (commitment, flattery, food, entertainment, money, companionship) to
   induce her to commence a sexual relationship."
5. "the point that men want sex more than women is likely to become a focal issue in how most
   couples negotiate their sex lives, from first dates to losing virginity to multidecade marriages."

Bearing all this in mind, it is difficult to understand why so many men put themselves in the silly situation whereby their generally lower sex drive wife or partner can and very often does shut down their sex lives by refusing sex either with her or anyone else.

But I digress. To return to the present, in Germany, Switzerland and Austria there are now numerous different variants on the brothel theme, including whorehouse, Eroscenter, Strassenstrich, appointment houses, Lovemobile, massage parlors, Domina studios, nude clubs and sex cinemas. A special form of a brothel is the Pauschalclub (also: flat-rate brothel), in which the customer incurs no further costs after paying the entry fee and can avail of unlimited sexual services. Larger brothels are organised as a commercial enterprise, that is with the legal status of GmbH, entry into the commercial register and have a catering concession.

Laufhaus

A laufhaus ("run house") is a brothel where prostitutes have rented a room. If they are free, the door of the room is open and they generally stand or sit outside. Visitors can walk through the corridors of the house (hence the name Laufhaus) to negotiate with the women outside their rooms and possibly agree what is effectively a verbal contract.

Escort agency

An escort agency offers women or men (so-called escorts) that for an agreed fee will provide their company for a specified period; usually it is also a form of prostitution. Escort agencies are a service provider and mediator between the escort and client. Unlike classical establishment prostitution (brothels, clubs and whorehouses), escort agencies do not provide a venue, rather the escort will generally visit the client at a specified location or event. Escort agencies are thus service providers both to the customers and escorts. For this, they generally get a fee that is included in the hourly rate and is discharged as a commission to the agency. The escorts are typically freelance and not direct employees of the escort agency.

Swingers club

A swingers club is a club where swingers meet. The term 'swinger' is derived from English to swing (vibrate, oscillate, reciprocate, to move freely). In the second half of the 20th century, swinging has become popular term for people who live their sexuality freely and without restrictions with various partners, beyond silly conventional morality and social taboos. In a swingers club, people have the possibility of exploring their fantasies in the form of partner swapping, voyeurism, exhibitionism and group action, among other things. A distinction is made between pure couples clubs, which are intended exclusively for couples, and swingers clubs, where even individuals have access. A swingers club usually features a dressing area with lockers, a bar, a dining area, showers and a separate area for sexual activities. This "sex sector" is usually divided into different subject areas, for example, a large play area for group sex, a small room where you can receive stimulation from outside ("Glory Hole"), a darkroom, a room with a gynecological chair and often also a massage table. Typically there are also porn movies playing on one or more screens. A flat rate is usually payable when entering a swinger club which covers entry, food and most drinks which may be 100 to 150 euros, although there are often discounts for regulars. Single women can be given free admission, this may also apply to couples in clubs with a surplus of men. Prior registration is often preferred especially by clubs outside major metropolitan areas to facilitate planning. Friday and Saturday nights are unsurprisingly busiest, midweek theme nights are also quite common.

FKK or saunaclub

An FKK or saunaclub (sometimes euphemistically called nudist sauna) combines the use of a sauna with facilitation of sexual contacts. The girls in saunaclubs are typically freelancers and generally have to pay a daily entry similar to the guys. Admission usually includes non-alcoholic beverages and food in addition to the use of the club facilities which in some clubs are very good, even including a swimming pool. The food at some sauna clubs is also very decent and can be ordered by guests on request. Alcoholic beverages are mostly chargeable with a few exceptions, as well as massage services of a certified masseur. This is a broad summary but the specific details can vary from club to club. A good club combines all the best amenities of a swimming pool, nightclub, restaurant, massage parlor and cocktail bar. There are also plenty of private rooms available for guys who want to spend some alone time with the dreamgirl of their choice. What goes on in the room is for agreement between the couple, employees of the club will only intervene if there's any harassment of other guests or the house rules are being broken. When entering a nudist sauna club, women as well as men get a locker. The club provides guests with slippers, bath towels and bathrobe, although some guests like to bring their own footwear which is recommended. Hygiene is a big deal in these clubs. It is expected that every guest showers after putting their clothes in the locker, even if no-one specifically polices this. The club provides shower gel etc. Wearing either a robe or towel, male guests are then welcome to stroll around the club and admire the scenery! You can have a sauna, take a steam bath, swim and even sunbathe in good weather. A nudist club is designed to allow guests to unwind, relax and be pampered. In the evening, the music is turned up a bit (often by a DJ) and at some clubs, there's a good party atmosphere not unlike a nightclub, except with naked girls! A visit to a club can either be enjoyed alone or in the company of friends.

If this sounds like fun, some further details might be of interest!

Brothel photography: Pascha Club 11

German FKK clubs: a great sex vacation destination in Europe for singles and couples!

Your uneventful flight touches down at an airport in Germany. Cheap and efficient public transport takes you to the first FKK club you've decided to visit. After paying the daily entry and changing, you help yourself to some food from the all-you-can-eat buffet. You then make your way to the swimming pool, jacuzzi, sauna and steam room, admiring the many naked beauties you pass along the way ...

Take your pick!

Worries about money and work fade away as you relax and take it easy. At some point you decide on your favorite girl from the many beauties to choose from and head off to a private room for a dreamy session. Sound like a vacation you might be interested in yet?

A sex or adult vacation, as the name implies, is a holiday in which the primary aim is sexual activity. There's numerous reasons why FKK clubs in Germany are a great destination for a sex vacation, including:

1. there's no legal worries
2. the variety of girls
3. no issues with STDs or trafficking
4. the relative affordability

In many of the popular destinations for a sex vacation, the legality of pay-for-play is a grey area and if you're unlucky, you could find yourself in trouble with the long arm of the law in a country that's a long way from home. Why take this risk? Since legalisation in 2002, the industry in Germany has been fully regulated and so there's no legal issues to worry about.

In addition, you'll basically only meet Latinas in South/Central America and Asian girls in South-East Asia, which is great if this is specifically all you're interested in, but what if that's not you? By contrast, you'll find a huge variety of girls from all around the world in FKK clubs so whatever your preference, you won't have any problems. To illustrate, a fivesome with a white, black, Latina and Asian girl might sound ridiculous but it's perfectly possible at an FKK club!

Another issue with the Caribbean and Southeast Asia is the potential for STD infection due to unsafe practices and lack of health checks. Your health is your wealth, so again, why take this risk? FKK clubs generally have a doctor on site and the girls are checked regularly. Trafficking is also rife in the most popular destinations in Asia and the Americas with many of the girls there against their will. If all the silly laws and prejudices about consensual sexual activity are ever to be done away with, there would seem to be moral obligation on those who favour this not to financially support destinations where the industry hasn't been legalized and there's a high likelihood of trafficking.

Last but not least, there's no reason why a sex vacation in Germany need break the bank. A daily entry to a club is around €50 and the clubs are open from around midday until early the following morning. This entry covers not only access to all the facilities, but also non-alcoholic drink and food from the buffet, so it's actually really good value for money! A standard 30-minute session with one of the girls is also around €50. So while it certainly would be easy to spend lots of money if for whatever reason you wanted to go crazy, it's quite possible to have a great vacation for a reasonable price too.

You might think that FKK clubs are only for guys, but they can also be a great choice for couples. For example, are you in a relationship that's gone a bit stale where the sex isn't what it was? If so, an FKK sex vacation could be just what you need to spice things up again with your partner! Although they don't typically say so on their websites, FKK clubs are generally happy to admit couples. However to avoid disappointment, it is strongly advised that you contact any club you're thinking of visiting beforehand to ensure they have no issues with it.

So does this sound like a vacation you might be interested in?? If yes, at this point you'll probably want to read a few more details about FKK and sauna clubs!

Brothel photography: FKK Oase

List of countries with legal brothels and legalized prostitution

As of 2015, you'll find legal brothels in the following countries:

1. Germany
2. Austria
3. Switzerland
4. Turkey
5. Greece
6. Netherlands
7. Bangladesh
8. Indonesia
9. Lebanon
10. Costa Rica
11. El Salvador
12. Panama
13. Colombia
14. Ecuador
15. Peru
16. Venezuela
17. New Zealand
18. Australia

Source: Wikipedia

Sexless marriage: what should a man do?

A sexless marriage is generally regarded as one in which the frequency of sex is once a month or less.

Now the first point to make here is that this is primarily an issue for men rather than women. This is because men on average have a stronger sex drive than women, as has been shown by a large number of studies. Because women are free to refuse sex if they don’t feel like it, this means that the man in the majority of marriages will not be having sex as often as he would ideally like. Now of course there will also be some relationships in which the woman is the one with the stronger sex drive, but the research implies that these will be a minority. In addition, the frequency of sex in a proportion of marriages will be rare or non-existent which can be regarded as sexless marriages.

For any men who care about sex (which will be the vast majority) and are not yet married, the take-away message here is to avoid getting into a situation where you are effectively a prisoner in a sexless marriage. The most obvious way of doing this is simply to avoid getting married in the first place. At this point after all, there is simply nothing of value you get by being married that you can’t also get without  going to the trouble and expense. However if for whatever reason you’re determined to get married anyway, are there any precautions you can take to avoid this grim situation? What you need to do is before you get married, agree with your partner how often you’ll have sex. I’d suggest every day unless both partners decide they don’t want to. Now this obviously means that one spouse will often need to have sex even if they’re “not in the mood”, but making accommodations like this is an essential part of a committed relationship. Otherwise the lower-libido partner gets to both have their cake and eat it, in that they have sex just as often as they want but deny their partner the same opportunity.

However this advice is clearly a bit too late if you’re already stuck in a sexless marriage, so what should you do at this point? Well the first step is simply to tell your spouse that having your sex life shut down indefinitely is not acceptable to you and then ask her whether she has any suggestions to resolve this issue. If she does, you owe it to both yourself and her to give them a try if they have any chance of success, whatever they may be. If either they don’t work out or she just doesn’t have anything to suggest in the first place, you then tell her that as she is unwilling/unable to address the problem, you’re going to go elsewhere and leave it at that. Note that there’s no need for you to pursue a divorce or even separate, this is something you leave for her to think about. This assumes of course that other than sex, you’re generally happy with the marriage. It’s actually very likely that she’ll opt to do nothing provided you’re discreet and don’t rub her nose in it, which of course you shouldn’t do.

Brothel photography: FKK Colosseum

Collection of brothel jokes!

Now for a little light relief, no pun intended! :D

This madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you, sir?" she asked. The man replied "I want to see Valerie." "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else?" said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Valerie." Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still $5000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, "New Brunswick." "Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick." "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. I've now given you your $15,000 inheritance."


A trucker who has been on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin', I ain't horny, I'm homesick!"




A woman goes to a pet shop and immediately spots a large, beautiful parrot. There's a sign on the cage that says $50.00, which seems awfully cheap. "Why so little?," she asks the pet store owner. The owner looks at her seriously and says, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thinks about this, but decides she has to have the bird anyway. She takes it home and hangs the bird's cage up in her living room and waits for it to say something. The bird looks around the room, then at her, and says, "New house, new madam." The woman is a bit shocked at the implication, but then finds it kind of amusing. When her 2 teenage daughters return from school, the bird sees them enter and says, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman are a bit offended but then begin to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband comes home from work. The bird looks at him and says, "Hi, Keith!"

So a man walks into a brothel. He's a little down on his luck and only has $5. He asks the woman at the front desk, "So what can I get with this?" and hands her the $5. She takes the money and says, "Second door on the left." The man goes to the room and sees a chicken on the bed. He's confused and searches the room for a woman. He fails to find one and looks at the chicken. "Well, I guess it's better than nothing." He proceeds to have sex with the chicken. Turns out it was the best he's ever had. A week later he comes back with $1. "So, uhh, what can I get for this?" The woman at the front desk says, "First room on the left." He walks into the room and sees a bunch of guys crowded around a hole in the wall. He gets a chance to peek through and sees two sexy lesbians getting it on. "Man, they're really going at it," he says, "This is pretty crazy." One guy from the crowd says, "Oh that's nothing. You should have been here last week, there was a dude fucking a chicken!"

What do you call children who are born into a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts.

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman, "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?" No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside. The second Irishman says "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!" They continue drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door. "Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman. "One of the girls must have died."


A Portuguese, a Greek, and a Spaniard go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany.



What did the sign on the door of the brothel say? We're closed, beat it!

An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?" The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges." A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?" "No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

A mate of mine is into "Heavy S&M." He enjoys nothing better than being beaten up by a vicious woman whilst naked and vulnerable. Anyway, he was telling me that he goes to brothels for this several times a week. "Fuck me," I said, "that must cost you a fortune!" "Nah," he replied, "I just book a normal service, fuck her, then tell her I haven't got any money!"

FKK sauna clubs: simply the best brothels!

Since legalization in 2002, there's now a ton of legal brothels in Germany. The standard procedure after you get there is first to go to a selection room where you'll take a seat. When the available girls are ready, in turn they'll come in, briefly introduce themselves and then leave. You then tell the manager which girl you fancy and how long you'd like to spend with her. After handing over the cash, you head off to a private room where the girl you chose joins you and starts the clock. Once your time is up, you're out the door! There's a good review of a pretty typical brothel in Germany here.

While this is fine if you just want a 30-minute quickie, what about if you're interested in something more relaxing, if you're on an adult or sex vacation for example? In this case, rather than a brothel, an FKK club is a great option. What's different about an FKK club compared to a brothel is basically all the additional facilities you get. Typically these will include showers, locker room, bar, lounge, restaurant, steam room, jacuzzi and sometimes a pool and gym in the bigger clubs. This means you can stay all day and relax, getting acquainted with any naked beauties that take your fancy along the way.

Long story short, if all you want is a 30-minute quickie, a brothel is your best option. However if you can afford to take the time to relax (ideally the whole day), taking in a few drinks, food, swim/steam, watching sport on TV, all in the presence of a bevy of naked beauties, then an FKK club is for you!