Tips for your first visit to an FKK sauna club

So you're looking forward to your first visit to an FKK club, what can go wrong? Unfortunately there's a bunch of mistakes that FKK virgins often make, to avoid this there's some things you should know.

GOLDEN RULE: think with your big rather than little head before agreeing to anything!

• After you arrive and pay the entry charge, get changed and shower first.
• If this is your first experience of seeing naked beauties strolling around, it might take a little bit of getting used to. This is especially the case if you're immediately approached by some of the girls. Do NOT just agree to session with the first girl that approaches you, this will almost always be a bad choice!
• Your first port of call should be the buffet where you can help yourself to some food and have a relaxed meal. You won't be approached here so you'll also have chance to take it easy and assess the standard of the girls.
• Next take a stroll around the club and put together your shortlist of targets. Some girls are very business-like and mechanical whereas others are friendlier, these will generally provide better service.
• Decide yourself which girl to approach rather than just going with whoever approaches you.
• To avoid misunderstandings, it's much safer to avoid girls who don't speak at least passable English.
• When you approach a girl, have a chat first before committing to anything.
• Don't tell the girls that you're a tourist or that it's your first visit to an FKK as this is an invitation for upselling.
• Even so, the sharkier girls will still be looking to get you to a room as fast as possible, however a girl in a hurry is almost always a bad sign.
• Discuss everything you want in a session with a girl before agreeing. If you don't want any extras, make this clear to avoid upselling in the room and if she has a problem, just next her and move on!
• Some girls will pester you for a tip afterwards, especially if you're American. To avoid this, make clear before the session that you don't give them. If she has a problem with this, next her!
• There's no point agreeing to anything more than 30 minutes beforehand as you've no idea how well the session will go. If it does go well, there's not going to be any problem extending it if you want to.
• Be aware that allowing her to suck you starts the clock on a session, so don't unless you're happy for it to kick off!
• Wear a watch and confirm the time the session starts! Many girls will charge you extra if you go slightly over the time. Also pace yourself, the sharks will try to get you to shoot as fast as possible so they can leave.